(1) The Chavster Song, sung to the tune: ‘You Are My Sunshine’: You are a chavster, A filthy chavster,You’re only happy,On giro day,Your mum’s out thieving,Your dad’s drug-dealing,So please don’t take, My mobile, Away….(2) What did God say when he made the first chav?: ‘Oh shit. Now I’ve got to invent Ritalin.’(3) Why are chavs like roads?: They’re dangerous, covered in white stripes and they’re paid for out of your taxes.(4) Why are chavettes like margarine?: They’re cheap, full of fat and they spread easily.(5) Why did so many chavs move to Croydon?: They heard there were no jobs there. (6) How do you know how many chavs are loitering in McDonald’s car park?: See how many are missing from the pub. [download]
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